This is my feminazi story happened on my 21st birthday(of all time)
>be me, just turned 21 so me and the bros went to the bar.
>we sat at the bar and started drinking getting pretty hammered at this point.
>about 20 minutes later still getting smashed this group of girls come in didn't think much of it at time.
>turn back around to finish beer but over the music i heard this annoying hum.
>looked back at the group of girls and saw this fatty-omega-femi-bitch on a fat scooter.
>oh-my-god.jpg
>try to drink my beer without letting her hear my drunken laughter, but im drunk so cant hide it.
>she rolls up and starts freaking the **** out saying "Its pigs like who are the reason im fat and confined to this scooter.
>everybody gets quiet.
>calmly look her dead in the eyes and said well nobody told you that you had to eat the whole ******* pig.
>oh **** .jpg
>all my bros start dying.
>the crazy femi-bitch is so ******* pissed her gaze is making my beer hot.
>i remind you i am ******* hammered at this point so i say spin the **** around before i roll you down the hill.
>she leaves so im like ok then, so i start drinking again.
>10 ******* minutes later she returns, but not alone....
>she rolls in and yells theres the pig who tried to rape me(and i kid you ******* not) the gigga-omega-6ft-holy ******* **** feminazi comes it.
>starts flipping complete **** , im so drunk that i have no control over what i say.
>tell her to sit her Mike Tyson look-a-like ass down and chill i didn't try to rape fatty.
>like no **** her fat is eating the ******* scooter.
>but back to mike tyson feminazi.
>she gets pissed and pulls out a pen and i just look at her.
>my bros have done abandoned me after countless times of telling me to shut up(didn't work)
>look at her and say what are you gonna do write a list of complaints.
>its not a pen its a ******* knife....
>bitch trys to stab me but misses because (and to this day i dont ******* know how i did it) i dodged it.
>in my drunken state i became a drunk ninja/squirrel.
>pushed off the bar top enough for her to miss and hit the chair and in the same motion i landed a round house to the side of her head.
>everybody in the bar is looking and me.
>giga-feminazi is out cold in the floor.
>grabbed my beer chugged it and walked out.
>bros found me in the morning with no pants and puke on my shirt.
>told me apparently after i left i found the only pink jeep in the parking lot (fat bitches car) and i puked all over the windshield and took a massive **** on the hood.
>i still don't know how i got home and neither do they.
>still count it as a win
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>be me, just turned 21 so me and the bros went to the bar.
>we sat at the bar and started drinking getting pretty hammered at this point.
>about 20 minutes later still getting smashed this group of girls come in didn't think much of it at time.
>turn back around to finish beer but over the music i heard this annoying hum.
>looked back at the group of girls and saw this fatty-omega-femi-bitch on a fat scooter.
>oh-my-god.jpg
>try to drink my beer without letting her hear my drunken laughter, but im drunk so cant hide it.
>she rolls up and starts freaking the **** out saying "Its pigs like who are the reason im fat and confined to this scooter.
>everybody gets quiet.
>calmly look her dead in the eyes and said well nobody told you that you had to eat the whole ******* pig.
>oh **** .jpg
>all my bros start dying.
>the crazy femi-bitch is so ******* pissed her gaze is making my beer hot.
>i remind you i am ******* hammered at this point so i say spin the **** around before i roll you down the hill.
>she leaves so im like ok then, so i start drinking again.
>10 ******* minutes later she returns, but not alone....
>she rolls in and yells theres the pig who tried to rape me(and i kid you ******* not) the gigga-omega-6ft-holy ******* **** feminazi comes it.
>starts flipping complete **** , im so drunk that i have no control over what i say.
>tell her to sit her Mike Tyson look-a-like ass down and chill i didn't try to rape fatty.
>like no **** her fat is eating the ******* scooter.
>but back to mike tyson feminazi.
>she gets pissed and pulls out a pen and i just look at her.
>my bros have done abandoned me after countless times of telling me to shut up(didn't work)
>look at her and say what are you gonna do write a list of complaints.
>its not a pen its a ******* knife....
>bitch trys to stab me but misses because (and to this day i dont ******* know how i did it) i dodged it.
>in my drunken state i became a drunk ninja/squirrel.
>pushed off the bar top enough for her to miss and hit the chair and in the same motion i landed a round house to the side of her head.
>everybody in the bar is looking and me.
>giga-feminazi is out cold in the floor.
>grabbed my beer chugged it and walked out.
>bros found me in the morning with no pants and puke on my shirt.
>told me apparently after i left i found the only pink jeep in the parking lot (fat bitches car) and i puked all over the windshield and took a massive **** on the hood.
>i still don't know how i got home and neither do they.
>still count it as a win
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